A month-and-a-half hiatus, and this is the best I've got for you: a man in a chicken suit. I accidently stumbled across this oddity the other day. It is a creature of unrivaled hilarity, but at the same time it is somehow profoundly disturbing. You should probably drop everything and go here now:
He moonwalks, cartwheels, and even breakdances. Truly amazing. How do people come up with this stuff?! Says The Diddy, "Dood... I asked him to take his mask off and he shook his finger at me. Mutumbo style." A word of warning though - don't ask him to get close. He will freak you out with his creepy chicken eye.